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Huey Freeman: But I was tellin' the truth! I'll hunt him down and feed him his testicles, *and* I'll do it in a jiffy.

Tom Dubois: Earliest I could get out would be on Monday. Boondocks Season 4 Boondocks Quotes Boondocks Drawings The Boondocks Cartoon Riley Boondocks Boondocks Comic Boondocks Characters Dope Cartoons Adult Cartoons The Boondocks TV show Ten-year-old Huey Freeman (Regina Hall) narrates the series.

Huey: I'm trying to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil! Gin Rummy: Oprah Winfrey taps directly into the emotions, beliefs, buying habits and summer reading patterns of billions of women all over the world!

Mo Gunz Jackson: You think you bad? Huey Freeman: About as funny as a lynching. You think you gonna get some bitches out for that? Your granddaddy knows the game. Some skinny big-headed bitch. Nobody ever tries ro stop you.

Riley Freeman: Don't run nigga, I see you!

Yeah, I thought so!'.
Why Weed and 90s Hip Hop Were a Natural Fit Together? Went to the doctor this morning. “If Nigga Moments had their own category, Nigga Moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. Huey: Riley! That's like calling 1-800-collect-an-ass-whupping. Why is his face all twisted up like that?

Thanks for your vote!

They have THX. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: [chases Riley and proceeds to beat him offscreen while the Dubois and Huey look] You are gonna get it!

Riley Freeman: Yo, you need to stop snitching, granddad. We don't use the N-word in this house! Granddad: But it was boooorrrrinnggg, Huey. A full day's supply of Vitamin C. Sway: [on TV] We now return to "Gangstalicious: Resurrection". The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence! This is America. They don't possess the strength of character or the mental quickness to be a great fighter. Why the hell does this keep happening to me? Hm? Huey Freeman: [while shooting at each other with BB guns] Why does it always have to end up like this?

Lord Rufus Crabmiser: We're lookin' for a place called Woodcrest. F*** with me, Nigga I'll pop a trunk on your bitch ass, Nigga. What are you? And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. You ain't Slick, you better make that G4 work, bitch, and stop playin' with me!
But I'm here tonight to talk about *you*. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album *just* fo' that?

This is America. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Huey: Vision? I just, I can't, I couldn't, I won't! Riley Freeman: Look, f*** you, f*** the plane you flew in on, f*** them shoes, f*** those socks with the belt on it, f*** your gay-ass fairy faggot accent, f*** them cheap-ass cigars, f*** your yuck-mouth teeth, f*** your hairpiece, f*** your chocolate, f*** Guy Ritchie, f*** Prince William, f*** the Queen. I'mma let you go in there by yourself and get molested by a nasty white man. . And I PROMISE you, you n*ggers have nothing to celebrate! Huey Freeman: You mean like them 12-year-old girls that work in your sweatshops in Indonesia? Eat a dick Nigga! Would that be dick-riding, you think? Riley: (interrupting) First of all, I'm gonna live forever, but if I do die I'm gonna smack God upside the head and go tell him to get me a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos... Jazmine: (to Huey) When I want something, or I'm afraid about something, I pray. Tell me. Uncle Ruckus: [Sees a black car pull up at the service station and comes out to greet three African-American senior citizens] Oh, hell naw! Hide his camcorder! I know I shouldn't eat these. Huey: Dr King, wake up. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I ain't got all day, boy. I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself. Riley: [after eating The Luther] Whoa. Ronald Wilson Reagan?

Tom Dubois: [sobbing] Thank you, Huey. Cindy McPhearson: Word? Man, I'm just sayin'. Riley Freeman: Hey, if people aren't mad at you, you're doing something wrong. Martin Luther King: And so the philosophy of this new political party might be considered extremely leftist by some... Talk Show Host: [interrupting] Do you love America?

I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud, I'm just an average, normal dude. I'm little. That's OK. 'Cause I know you done already counted off five niggas in yo' head! [Huey still glares at them and then grabs Riley], Riley Freeman: Yo! Gin Rummy: Not so bad?

[Camera pans away to sounds of fists punching]. I hope you're not upset with me.

A Pimp Named Slickback: Nigga, are you deaf? I be like, "Say somethin' God! I had a dream once but it was a dream that little black girls and black boys would one day drink from the river of prosperity freed from the thirst of oppression. Riley Freeman: [watching Thugnificent's arrival in the neighborhood] Man, I wanna go over there, but I don't wanna dick-ride, you know. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: And just WHAT is thuggin' love? We had Souja Boy, who the show parodied with a song called “Crank That Artichoke;” and artists like Lil’ Kim, the Black Eyed Peas, Flavor Flav, and Chingy (“Right Thurr”) who all made hip-hop more mainstream — but dumbed it down significantly in the process.

Judge: Is there something 'really good' you'd like to share with the court, Mr. Dubois? Black Entertainment Television is the WORST thing I've ever seen in my life! Hallelujah! Sarah Dubois: Guys please, I mean you don't have to! I had my Blinker on and everything! Stop that! Lord Rufus Crabmiser: We're lookin' for a man. So young, so young. Today let’s talk about four Boondocks quotes from that predicted the chaos of 2020. What the hell? Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I mean, I happen to think a man looks nice with good hair and a ponytail. So the Boondocks came to the rescue with the character Thugnificent, hip-hop’s most acclaimed hedonist. Ya'll lucky Ed's grandfather owns the cops. Black Entertainment Television is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life! This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website.

All women are not hos! Riley: Why can't we be ourselves, huh? Gin Rummy: I want you to know that you are not going to die... in vain.

[stands up]. You know that's Martin Luther King.

Open your bag!

There ought to be a law, lock em up, charge em with fraud, I'd be snitchin' on ugly women all day, I should give em the chair, electrify their ugly asses, dry pool that switch quick! We got our colored quota filled. Be deep. Tom Dubois: I never thought about it like that. Uncle Ruckus: This is just more proof that the white man made a tragic misjudgment when he made it legal to teach n*ggers to read and write. [the girls grab the screaming rival's bag and restrain her while Cindy keeps slapping her] C'mere!

My fellow Americans, I want you to know in this time of crisis, I am personally doing everything I can to help you, and by "everything," I mean sitting here and talking to you in a calm, soothing voice. N*ggers love to be late, n*ggers hate to hurry! I think we can resolve this quickly. Do you wanna die? Riley: 'Scuse me, I'm lookin' for Gangstalicious. Tom Dubois: [returns to normal in realization of what he's done] Oh, my god! Why don't you go follow yo punk ass grandaddy back to Whitesville, fake nigga! Those two need their own sitcom. Is that when you make love to a woman... and just before that special moment you beat her in the head, snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs? Riley: [as Ed and Rummy make up and embrace each other after arguing] Y'all niggas are gay. Touchin' the white girl... oh-ho-ho-ho-ho... that's a lynchin'!

Damn. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Do you know how long I wanted to own my own restaurant? Muhammad Ali? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Huey Freeman: You killed a man in defense of your ego. Riley: Seems to me like everyone just lets ya'll do whatever you want. Bushido Brown: Man, you come from straight out of a comic strip.

Riley: Yeah, but I don't mean bitches in a disrespectful way. [throws a brick at Dr. King]. They get together for a Sunday dinner and eat the same food that just killed Big Mama. I want to sing y'all a brand new song I just wrote called "Don't Trust Them New N*ggers Over There".

Bein' a mule-atto and all, you s'posed to have more sense. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Wait, what?

Gin Rummy: We get away, because i'm a criminal master mind. Riley: Yeah, but I don't mean bitches in a disrespectful way. Yo, I just seen this kid over there, right over there around the corner over there, and I know she ain't down with your team. Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! The victim.

Is he OK?

Ugly Woman: Well excuse me for thinking you liked me for who I was on the inside! Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Tough titty for him! I don't know who this Huey Freeman is, but he doesn't stand for what I stand for. And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word! Huey: Because the truth hurts, Jazmine. Mrs. Dubois you've been eating peas? Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I don't see what the big deal is with this... what is it "Bubblelicious". Huey Freeman: I don't wanna go to the movies.

Huey Freeman: He is believed to have written the first screenplay in secret, several years before the invention of the motion picture industry. Huey: Go... eat something out of a dumpster, you street urchin! Tell me what you know about that! But for now, the mission had been accomplished. You can't hear the movie! N*ggers wax and wane, n*ggers love to complain! Jazmine Dubois: So, Usher *won't* be my new daddy? It came as a bit of a surprise to me when I saw a recent news story about Sacha Baron Cohen trolling... Utopia season 1 is sci-fi gem released on Amazon Prime in 2020.

Sure, when you get blazed it’s easy to want to lay on the couch, watch some Adult Swim, and eat through five bags of potato […]. What's really good? He's crazy. Thank you for your time and good night. He was tall, he was handsome, his trapezius muscles rippled through his shirt.

“Black Entertainment Television is the WORST thing I’ve ever seen in my life!

Do people get raped in holding? Colonel H. Stinkmeaner: What's good, nigga? Uncle Ruckus: Jean-Claude Van Damme's the best martial artist in the world. Gin Rummy: Oh. Both then land conveniently in front of the Freeman boys], Riley Freeman: Damn!

Get out! What do you know about my vision? Gin Rummy: Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. Now, get the f*** out my hotel room and if I see you in the street, I'm slapping the shit out of you. Robert, I'm dying.

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